Funny Advice is needed!!!
Yes, this is like the story "Noodle Soup For Nincompoops"by Ellen Wittlinger . But I really like the author's idea, so we brought it to life. Create your own silly problem for me to answer, then check back in a few days for a silly reply. You can address your problem to Raawlp Norf, but I will do it for you if you don't. Or, you could just read the ones published. Have fun reading and hopefully this can cheer you up if you're sad!!
Reading time!!
Dear Raawlp Norf,
Please help! I want to eat, but I'm not hungry. I know eating is needed for survival, but I'm just not hungry! What should I do?
Sincerely,
I'm Starving Myself
Dear I'm Starving Myself,
Well, first of all, you can't do anything if you're dead.
~Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
My problem is that I think I eat too much. What do I do about it???
-Fatso
Dear Fatso,
Do you know what a diet is?? It would be good if you got one, I think...
~Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I have this problem which I need help with. I can never finish my homework! Every time I get home, I always watch T.V. I always want to entertain myself, instead of doing work that is so boring. What should I do?
- Couch Potato
Dear Couch Potato,
I am very sorry that you don't know the answer to this, but have you heard of the turn off button on a remote???
- Raaawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I have a really strange tendency to call people names that name them ugly, like Frog Face and Warty Witch. Do you know a cure for this?
- I'll Call U..... Ugly
Dear I'll Call U..... Ugly,
Personally, I actually DO know the cure to this. You're looking in a mirror too much. Stop looking at yourself!!!
- RaawlpNorf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
What is Weebly???
-I don't Know Anything
Dear I don't Know Anything,
You must get F's in school.
-Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I am constantly tired and I don't know what to do about it. Please help me!!!!
Sincerely,
Sleepy
Dear Sleepy,
Get into bed and fall asleep. Isn't that obvious enough???
-Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
My problem is I never can get off of my laptop. Even when it is meal time. I am always chatting with friends or playing games. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Laptop Geek
Dear Laptop Geek,
You should have your mother or father confiscate it and never use it for.. oh, about a year or two. I am sure you will have more time for other things and you parents should be happy to do that for you.
-Raawlp Norf :P
Please help! I want to eat, but I'm not hungry. I know eating is needed for survival, but I'm just not hungry! What should I do?
Sincerely,
I'm Starving Myself
Dear I'm Starving Myself,
Well, first of all, you can't do anything if you're dead.
~Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
My problem is that I think I eat too much. What do I do about it???
-Fatso
Dear Fatso,
Do you know what a diet is?? It would be good if you got one, I think...
~Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I have this problem which I need help with. I can never finish my homework! Every time I get home, I always watch T.V. I always want to entertain myself, instead of doing work that is so boring. What should I do?
- Couch Potato
Dear Couch Potato,
I am very sorry that you don't know the answer to this, but have you heard of the turn off button on a remote???
- Raaawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I have a really strange tendency to call people names that name them ugly, like Frog Face and Warty Witch. Do you know a cure for this?
- I'll Call U..... Ugly
Dear I'll Call U..... Ugly,
Personally, I actually DO know the cure to this. You're looking in a mirror too much. Stop looking at yourself!!!
- RaawlpNorf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
What is Weebly???
-I don't Know Anything
Dear I don't Know Anything,
You must get F's in school.
-Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
I am constantly tired and I don't know what to do about it. Please help me!!!!
Sincerely,
Sleepy
Dear Sleepy,
Get into bed and fall asleep. Isn't that obvious enough???
-Raawlp Norf :P
Dear Raawlp Norf,
My problem is I never can get off of my laptop. Even when it is meal time. I am always chatting with friends or playing games. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Laptop Geek
Dear Laptop Geek,
You should have your mother or father confiscate it and never use it for.. oh, about a year or two. I am sure you will have more time for other things and you parents should be happy to do that for you.
-Raawlp Norf :P