Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!
Here is finally the jokes... I know, it's a comedy site and there were no jokes....How could this be!? But here they are, in the back. I have gotten many jokes from many people, especially Tahra and Alexia. Thanks for adding jokes!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?You Poke Her Face!!
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad."Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
Who always steals the soap in the bathroom?
The robber ducky.
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and 1 B.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoarse.
Why did the monkey fall out of his tree? Because he had died.
~This one is from Alex....She says the lame ones are the most funny.
A blond and a red head both jump off a bridge at the same time, who hit the ground first? The red head! The blondie had to stop and ask for directions!
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad."Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
Who always steals the soap in the bathroom?
The robber ducky.
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and 1 B.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoarse.
Why did the monkey fall out of his tree? Because he had died.
~This one is from Alex....She says the lame ones are the most funny.
A blond and a red head both jump off a bridge at the same time, who hit the ground first? The red head! The blondie had to stop and ask for directions!
Photo used under Creative Commons from Carolyn Coles